MEMO.

[gundamkind]

[ timaeusTestified (TT) opened a memo ]

TT: Hey.
TT: Just checked the mail.
TT: The game's arrived.
TT: Anyone else on yet?

[ timaeusTestified is idle ]
[ timaeusTestified is no longer idle ]

TT: Guess not.
TT: I've ripped the disc and the files are ready for download and installation.
TT: As I've said several thousand times before, we need to do this right. Don't even think about running the program on any of your fucking hands free headgear. I've already explained the harm it can do beaming this shit straight into your skull. Desktop, laptop or nothing.

Comments

[doubleholster]

Your exacerbated concerns are noted as always. But i really feel you dont appreciate the aesthetics and ambiance of playing survival horror on a skulltop!
Seizure warnings aside its just a game.
What harm can it really do?

[gundamkind]

Aside from pound subliminal messages straight into your skull and alter your thoughts? Lots.

[adventuretime]

but what if we d0 a l0t of running ar0und? 0u0
0h darn i need to st0p using that em0te!
its s0 dumb!
y0u d0nt want to accidentally run int0 s0mething because y0u were wearing it :)
an adventure and being risky is g00d but it w0uld be kind 0f silly t0 purp0sely put y0urself in harms way f0r n0 reas0n!

[falsewidow]

I would take Dirk's warning, Jake.
It would 8e a shame if you caused yourself undue injury on the count of a game.

[cakeslut]

While I don't really understand it either, you should probably listen to Dirk this time, Jake.
He seems to know what he's doing, even if his concerns do sound a little more like a conspiracy than anything actually real.

[cheerub]

CURRENT uranianUmbra [CUU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

UU: hello everyone ^u^
UU: i am ready to go whenever yoU are!
UU: this is sUch an exciting opportUnity
UU: and i am sUre that whatever the oUtcome may be that we will be lead to an exciting adventUre ahead of Us
UU: bUt i cannot help bUt feel that today is going to be a very long day.
UU: perhaps it is jUst my nerves :u

[gundamkind]

Alright.
Here's the link.
I don't think you're alone in that feeling. There isn't much information to go off of. Total blackout on gameplay and mechanics.
It's going to be a hell of a ride.

[crustacean]

CG: LOOK AT THIS ONE LAYING DOWN THE LAW WITH THE LOVE AND DEVOTION OF A MINISCULE LUSUS WITH A DAMAGED SPONGE.
CG: BUT CONSIDERING YOU'RE ONE OF THE FEW MONKEYS WHO HASN'T COMPLETELY DEGRADED INTO VERBALLY SPEWING CLUCBKEAST SHIT ALL OVER MY SCREEN ON A NIGHTLY BASIS, I'LL GIVE YOU A PASS THIS TIME.
CG: I GOT THE GAME HOURS AGO.
CG: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I HAVE TO PARADE IT AROUND LIKE A BADGE OF DOUCHEBAGGERY.
CG: IT'S GOING TO BE JUST AS LAME AS ANY OTHER MASS PRODUCED MMO BUT WITH THE PRETENTIOUS NOTION THAT IT MIGHT GET ME TO SHIT MY PANTS AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING EATEN ALIVE BY THE WALKING DEAD.
CG: I'VE SEEN THAT MOVIE AND IT'S STILL A HEAVY LOAD OF STEAMING CRAP IN A HUMAN BABY'S CLOTH UNDERWEAR.
CG: WHICH I CAN SMELL FROM HERE.

[gundamkind]

Hey Karkat.

[aggrievance]

The Lalonde household does have the good fortune of being several hours ahead.

[gundamkind]

Is your sister awake?

[gnostalgia]

i installed dis shit hourrrrrs ago bro
i w as just getting myself one helluva drijnk while i was waitin gfor the rest of u to catch up

[gundamkind]

Oh God.
Roxy, no.

[ticktocks]

TG: remind me again why i want to play this crap
TG: i mean weve kind of already seen this trope a thousand times before havent we
TG: half of which have been in the past two years since thats all developers seem to want to make games about anymore
TG: even then the sims did it before all of them
TG: you know youre in the shit when a game about babies pooping and awkward giant nosed fake people banging beats you to what you loosely consider a shitty plot

[gundamkind]

The hipster act only works if all parties involved haven't seen the way you flipped your shit when it was announced, Dave.
Did you already install it? I left it on your desk.

[puppetpocalypse]

how many of us are there anyways.
as much as i love babysitting the whole bunch of you kids i like to know the exact number. if you can give me an exact number.
i'm not really going to put my bets on miss mom being the best adult when she gets a martini at hand.
numbers and locations. stat. trust me. this will make all our lives easier to at least figure out timezones discrepancies while playing this game. plus it's nice knowing who's in your general area.

[milf]

Hey hey hey hey hey.
Excuse you young man, but I'm pretty srue i haired someone else off craigslist.
And also "miss mom" hapepsn to be a level 74 warlock ro wahtever.

[adventuretime]

i think this will be a l0t 0f fun!
every0ne playing t0gether at least
can we make up team names?
als0 i had a questi0n
s0metimes the spirits kind 0f get really l0ud and they talk t0 me
i d0nt really understand them but theyve been trying t0 talk to me a l0t since i g0t the game
d0 y0u think spirits d0nt like z0mbie games? :(
its kind 0f hard t0 be really excited when theyre trying t0 get my attenti0n

[t1pth3sc4l3s]

1 TH1NK SP1R1TS G3T BUTTHURT BY ZOMB13 G4M3S
"WHY C4NT 1 H4V3 MY BODY B4CK 4ND 34T BR41NS!"
ONLY SOUND 3XPL4N4T1ON CL34RLY

[falsewidow]

I've 8een incredi8ly excited a8out finally getting this started.
Should some of us set our grumpiness aside, this adventure will go off without a hitch. ::::)
I am prepared for further instructions!

[t1pth3sc4l3s]

3X4CTLY
FUCK B31NG GRUMPY
PUT YOUR FRUSTR4T1ON 1NTO K1LL1NG ZOMB13S
M4K3S MOR3 S3NS3

[saws]

It Is About Time
The Macabre And Risky Premise That Has Eluded The Lot Of Us So Grows More Tantalizing With The Promise Of It Finally Coming To Fruition
Shall We Then

[puppetpocalypse]

you make this game sound so elegant but in actuality we're just murdering zombies.
let's be frank. everyone is excited to go bash zombie heads in.

[fiduspear]

i'M HERE, buT, uHH,
dO i HAVE TO GO INSTALL IT, rIGHT NOW?

[adventuretime]

are y0u 0n a ride right n0w?
we have a l0t 0f time s0 d0nt w0rry ab0ut it if y0u d0nt install it right away!

[2cheme]

TA: hold on.
TA: ii need two get off thii2 riide.
TA: the2e doll2 ju2t keep 2iingiing.

[adventuretime]

d0lls singing?
what ride are y0u even 0n s0llux!
why arent y0u 0n 0ne of the big rides right n0w
th0se are much m0re exciting

[rabbunctious]

should i hide it
i can hide it
lots of hiding holes

[rabbunctious]

i can make more hiding holes

[grumpygills]

CA: i got my copy
CA: but im not seein the point a dowwnloadin anythin
CA: ivve been thinkin a droppin out if im bein entirely honest

[ he's only quitting that because feferi hasn't been answering his texts quickly enough for his liking. ]

[abdicated]

CC: Don't be suc)( a sour bass.
CC: You )(AV-E to play. >38(
CC: Glub glub, MIST-ER.
CC: Glub. Glub. Glub.

[ continues ignoring those texts tho ]

[abdicated]

L-ET'S G-ET T)(IS B-EAC)( START----ED!
Pc)(oo! 38D

[ticktocks]

so hey im a little confused and not too sure so correct me if im wrong but
im getting the feeling like you might be excited
y/n

[musclebeasts]

D --> The discs are presently in my possession, yes
D --> I have protested to the frivolity of this venture many times over
D --> And will do so again:
D --> This is f001ish
D --> Though I suppose it is all for naught at this point
D --> One can only hope that the game itself will not be a nub-splittingly dull e%ercise in fakey pointless drivel

[gundamkind]

You could use a little foolishness, Eq.

[cakeslut]

Crocker here!
I don't think my disc has come. I've been watching the mailman like a hawk.
I quit, though. You know what they say. A watched pot never boils and all that.
I think I will ask John if he got them when I wasn't paying attention, but I think he would have said something.

[pranking]

oh, whoops.
so, jane, funny story.
i miiight have grabbed them as soon as dad pulled left for his conference today?
and i left them on the table because you usually find things pretty quick when i do that.
:B
at least our mail finally pulled through for once! i was seriously worried that everything might come days late like it usually does.

[t1pth3sc4l3s]

1 TH1NK 1T GO3S W1THOUT S4Y1NG 1M R34DY
WH4T W1TH BOUNC1NG 4ROUND TH3 M3MO
4LTHOUGH...
1 4M D1SS4PO1NT3D 1 WONT G3T TO NOT1C3 4NYON3 FL1PP1NG OUT BY H4V1NG TH3 G4M3 DOWNLO4D TO TH31R TH1NKP4N
TH4T WOULD B3 PR3TTY FUNNY FOR 4BOUT TH3 F1RST HOUR OR SO

[puppetpocalypse]

im sure your morbid sense of humor will survive.
you can put all your disappointment in inserting sharp objects into the minds of many zombies.
i think that's a pretty reasonable exchange.

[greenshift]

goooosh
it sounds like someone is...
worrying again!

[adventuretime]

d0esnt he always w0rry th0ugh?
i w0uld be w0rried if he wasnt w0rried!
but that seems t0 defeat the purp0se since s0me0ne w0uld be w0rrying in the end

[suckafish]

swimmer down strider
this game aint anyfin to worry aboat
now lets FRY THIS B-EAC)( UP

[puppetpocalypse]

i think we might be waiting a little longer.
food run and everyone at disneyland doing disneyland things.
apparently the happiest place on earth overrides shitty zombie video games.