MEMO.

[gundamkind]

[ timaeusTestified (TT) opened a memo ]

TT: Hey.
TT: Just checked the mail.
TT: The game's arrived.
TT: Anyone else on yet?

[ timaeusTestified is idle ]
[ timaeusTestified is no longer idle ]

TT: Guess not.
TT: I've ripped the disc and the files are ready for download and installation.
TT: As I've said several thousand times before, we need to do this right. Don't even think about running the program on any of your fucking hands free headgear. I've already explained the harm it can do beaming this shit straight into your skull. Desktop, laptop or nothing.

Comments

[cakeslut]

It's more fun if you pretend it's a mystery. :B

[pranking]

it's more lets-try-to-do-things-to-make-sure-this-doesn't-happen-again-because-having-a-dead-sister-would-suck if you pretend it's a real thing that really happens.

[cakeslut]

Well, I'm not convinced it was an assassination attempt in the first place!

[pranking]

jane.
jane.
how are you even for real?
like, i know you are telling the truth, but how can you even be serious.

[cakeslut]

Do you have any cold, hard proof that it was indeed an assassin attempt, Mr. Egbert?

[pranking]

i see where this is going!!
you are not going to mystery interrogate me, missy.

[cakeslut]

Imagine me scribbling down notes in a brown, leather-bound notebook, John, because that is precisely what I would be doing if I were truly playing detective right now.
The note would say something like, "Suspect is unwilling to engage in basic questions. Interrogate promptly after baking a batch of cookies."

[pranking]

not only do i imagine that you are scribbling down notes, but i am seeing that you have a monocle.
you know, instead of glasses.
because if you had both a monocle and glasses, that would look dumb.
but i guess you are probably not going to bake with the monocle, so i am going to unimagine that at once.

[cakeslut]

That would look really dumb. You are correct about that.
Is this really a conversation we need to be having right now?
I mean, I am all for discussing this another time, but I have a lot to do before we get ready.

[ baking is a lot to do, okay, but you will appreciate these cookies later, john. ]

[pranking]

right.
so.
are you planning on using a mix to bake your cookies?