MEMO.

[gundamkind]

[ timaeusTestified (TT) opened a memo ]

TT: Hey.
TT: Just checked the mail.
TT: The game's arrived.
TT: Anyone else on yet?

[ timaeusTestified is idle ]
[ timaeusTestified is no longer idle ]

TT: Guess not.
TT: I've ripped the disc and the files are ready for download and installation.
TT: As I've said several thousand times before, we need to do this right. Don't even think about running the program on any of your fucking hands free headgear. I've already explained the harm it can do beaming this shit straight into your skull. Desktop, laptop or nothing.

Comments

[ticktocks]

what are you even doing right now

[fiduspear]

i'M TALKING TO PETER PAN,
hE SAID, tAHT i COULD BE A LOST BOY,

[ticktocks]

you know thats not the real guy right

[fiduspear]

i KNOW, bUT,
pRETENDING THAT HE IS, mAKES IT A LITTLE LESS FAKE,

[ticktocks]

ok well while youre busy playing pretend and snorting pixie dust with some guy named andrew dressed in green tights the rest of us are gearing up for this totally awesome game that is totally worth playing
and by totally i mean not but its still happening anyway

[fiduspear]

wHO'S aNDREW,

[ticktocks]

your new best slightly less fake friend
just taking a stab at the name honestly but theres a pretty shallow pool of first names for creeps in tights

pretend that was brown font

[fiduspear]

hE'S NOT A CREEP,

no i refuse

[ticktocks]

are you sure
take a nice hard look into his eyes and tell me you dont see the barely restrained lust in them

Don't make me use my jedi powers.

[fiduspear]

hE'S A NICE GUY, wHO,
hAS BEEN NICE TO ME,

what jedi powers

[ticktocks]

because he wants in your pants
he wants in them so bad just look at him
standing just a little bit too close to you and making that really intense unbreakable eye contact
smiling and mouthbreathing while he tells you all about his "adventures" and complimenting you to get you to trust him

You don't want to know

[fiduspear]

nO,
jUST, sTOP,

dont think i didnt see that

[ticktocks]

its ok dude
i wont tell anyone
your dirty little secret is safe with me

[fiduspear]

}:(

[ticktocks]

anyway have fun getting banged by your hero and laying in a puddle of sparkles tears and all your crushed hopes and dreams
see you in zombieland

[fiduspear]

tHAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, i THINK,
,,,,
dO THINGS LIKE THAT HAPPEN, tO UNATTENDED TROLLS,
oH GOD,

[ticktocks]

it happens all the time jesus man dont you ever read the newspaper
youre in for one hell of a wild ride and im not talking about mr toad

[fiduspear]

i JUST ASKED, AND HE SAID,
hIS NAME ISN'T aNDREW,