zombiestuck | it's the end of the world as we know it

too late bro
i just got the face lift from hell with the gforce thats hitting me from his driving man
though its not all bad man bowling for zombies is boss

It's going to be pretty bad, since you two will be in charge of cleaning zombie intestines off the car later. And car washes aren't exactly ethical during a zombie takeover.

youre shitting me right
who the fuck worries about the state of their ride when this place is turning into the united states of zombie land

We don't know if zombie parts might damag-
One second.
Knock knock motherfuckers at the front door.
Although it's more like really bad scratching sounds then knocking. Keep me updated. This should only take me a minute.

fuck man
i dont need to say be careful and shit
but dont let those fuckers in the house bro
i dont want them fucking up my room

I don't want them in the place anyways. Who knows what they could do that might potentially fuck up all our extension chords wiring this place up.
Gross.
No wonder I never bothered to get to know our next door neighbors. These guys looked like a bunch of hipsters. They can stay dead.

hey bro hows the entrances looking
i mean if we pull up and get swamped im gonna be all kinds of pissed man the chick next door has this crush on me and yeah i didnt want her sucking on my neck then and like fuck do i want it now

We live on the highest level of this building. How the hell am I supposed to know how the entrance looks?
I'm pretty sure it's pretty clear at the moment, but let me see what the cameras are picking up.
I don't know if this entire building is infested yet, but the elevators seem to be working fine enough.
Sucks for you guys if you have to take the stairs up, now wouldn't it.

do the zombies fucking fly in houston or some shit
i was gonna say just check the cams bro
well get up either way i cant see stairs being too much of a big deal for us
just try not to stab up at the door ok
we forgot to get napkins at taco hell

Your brother mentioned zombies driving, so zombies flying doesn't seem to be that far of a stretch now.
You guys have the keys to the place. Unless our keys got copied without my knowledge, which is so unlikely that Dirk's numbers would find it laughable, I'm not suddenly going to jump you two because I heard someone unlock the door.
I should have just gotten food myself at this point.
You two sure take your sweet time.

yeah we took one out with the car
was fucking awesome ive never seen so much blood before bro
but the douche infront is totally abusing the road space dirk is trying to concentrate on not crashing into them while also trying to floor it away from the slow walkers on the sidewalk man
might take us a little longer if there is more shit like this

And you wonder why I'm telling you two to clean the car. I doubt either of you can see passed a window of blood. It's not exactly like raining zombies quite work the same as normal rain.
It's not like you guys haven't already taken your sweet lil' ol' time.
What's a little longer going to do? I think I can handle not having you two in the place for a little longer.

aw bro it sounds like you really miss us
getting soft in your old age there dude
but seriously its pretty chaotic man were going as fast as we can

It's getting pretty boring here. Squarewave and Sawtooth don't quite flip off the proverbial handle quite as magnificently as you do. Sorry if I find you flipping your shit positively hilarious.
What's up with AR? One of the Lalondes said he blew up.

yeah well well be there soon enough bro and i will do a world class epic fucking two point flip with all the athletic pirouetting ill be doing when im home
i have no idea whats up with it but my battery is pretty fucking low too man

Awesome.
But stop talking to me and save your battery. I don't really need some intense play by play of your adventures on the road.
I'll see you when you get here.

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