Bro is actually legitimately Dave and Dirk's Bro. No one knows Bro's real name, because he literally has everyone call him Bro. He refuses to actually go by his given name because he either hates it. Hates who gave it to him. Or both.
DIRK AND DAVE
He took Dirk and Dave when they were pretty young. (When he's like 14-16, Dirk is like 3-6, and Dave is like 1-3 or whatever). He absconded the shit out of wherever they used to live because even he realized how much of shithole it was and he isn't like most amazingu parent ever, and he really is just pretty terrible, but he likes to think (and hope) it was better then what they were in for. That being said, his parenting skills suck, and he fucks up a lot. But he tries to do what he thinks is best for them. And he knows he's screwing up a hella lot.
He tries hard and he loves them. It doesn't show all the time and one can even think he might be treating them like shit, but he fights hard to keep them and fuck you Child Services. He also might be a bit of a menace to the school because he doesn't let kids pick on his bros. Oops.
He nonchalantly tries to spoil them, letting them do what they want and get what is in their budget. And really, he's glad that they don't like shit that would drive him up fucking walls, so there's that.
LIL' CAL
Man this fucker is the best thing ever. Guy listens and shit and helps him with parenting. Best little dude.
SCHOOL
Bro probably didn't get very far if he even attended. He basically went full time best fucking brofather and spends his time trying to make life as comfortable as possible. Shit can get tight, but he doesn't particularly regret it. School is boring as balls anyways.
OTHER SHIT:
Bro is gay, but he pretends otherwise. Everyone probably knows it's a load of shit. Maybe he wants a female figure in their lives, but really. He knows they're so fucked up that whoever wanted to stay in that household really was just as fucked up or is some saint sent from god. He actually doesn't particularly care because he doesn't really look anyways. But he'll talk to Dirk about it, because he thinks it'll maybe help if Dirk has someone to relate to about it.
Bro's sleeping schedule is so fucked up, the clocks don't work when he's around. He sleeps when he can.
He is a bitchin' fighter. Probably knows how to fist fight pretty well, and holy shit who let him learn how to wield a sword dear fucking god.
Too prideful to ask for help, but legitimately worries about shit. Of course he's too cool and too nonchalant to let that out willingly. Fuck you, he's got this shit under control.
He's bitter, but not at Dirk or Dave, but at the hell of a situation that pushed them into their current situation. And it isn't as bad as he thought it would be, so really, life is pretty bitchin minus the few bumps that happens.
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Bro is actually legitimately Dave and Dirk's Bro. No one knows Bro's real name, because he literally has everyone call him Bro. He refuses to actually go by his given name because he either hates it. Hates who gave it to him. Or both.
DIRK AND DAVE
He took Dirk and Dave when they were pretty young. (When he's like 14-16, Dirk is like 3-6, and Dave is like 1-3 or whatever). He absconded the shit out of wherever they used to live because even he realized how much of shithole it was and he isn't like most amazingu parent ever, and he really is just pretty terrible, but he likes to think (and hope) it was better then what they were in for. That being said, his parenting skills suck, and he fucks up a lot. But he tries to do what he thinks is best for them. And he knows he's screwing up a hella lot.
He tries hard and he loves them. It doesn't show all the time and one can even think he might be treating them like shit, but he fights hard to keep them and fuck you Child Services. He also might be a bit of a menace to the school because he doesn't let kids pick on his bros. Oops.
He nonchalantly tries to spoil them, letting them do what they want and get what is in their budget. And really, he's glad that they don't like shit that would drive him up fucking walls, so there's that.
LIL' CAL
Man this fucker is the best thing ever. Guy listens and shit and helps him with parenting. Best little dude.
SCHOOL
Bro probably didn't get very far if he even attended. He basically went full time best fucking brofather and spends his time trying to make life as comfortable as possible. Shit can get tight, but he doesn't particularly regret it. School is boring as balls anyways.
OTHER SHIT:
Bro is gay, but he pretends otherwise. Everyone probably knows it's a load of shit. Maybe he wants a female figure in their lives, but really. He knows they're so fucked up that whoever wanted to stay in that household really was just as fucked up or is some saint sent from god. He actually doesn't particularly care because he doesn't really look anyways. But he'll talk to Dirk about it, because he thinks it'll maybe help if Dirk has someone to relate to about it.
Bro's sleeping schedule is so fucked up, the clocks don't work when he's around. He sleeps when he can.
He is a bitchin' fighter. Probably knows how to fist fight pretty well, and holy shit who let him learn how to wield a sword dear fucking god.
Too prideful to ask for help, but legitimately worries about shit. Of course he's too cool and too nonchalant to let that out willingly. Fuck you, he's got this shit under control.
He's bitter, but not at Dirk or Dave, but at the hell of a situation that pushed them into their current situation. And it isn't as bad as he thought it would be, so really, life is pretty bitchin minus the few bumps that happens.